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“I think I’m gonna just get a mini-mal,” they all say, a far-off look in their eyes. These new-to-be surfers have done approximately 47 minutes of Googling, skipping over all the common-sense advice for beginner surfboards to justify an expensive, hard-topped board that could be “swung on Craigslist for, like, under $300.”