Boogie boarders get called a lot of things. Spongers, dick draggers, speedbumps, etc. But boogie boarders can be full-on hellmen. There are a lot of slabby spots all over the world that were pioneered by them. And like, Koa Smith says, a real waterman doesn’t JUST ride surfboards. And, as Koa shows here, the art of the stand-up boog, once mastered, looks like an absolute blast.