Comparing any surfer with Kelly Slater is as pathetic as it is pointless. The man is an icon who has dominated the sport for so long he is LITERALLY out of fingers to numerically represent how many world titles he has racked up in the meantime. Not only was he dominating in the water, but his sheer dominance in the way of babes he has dated would leave anyone jealous as hell. In his heyday — as well as now, but that is for another time — he had it all, a quarter million dollar deal with Quiksilver, the cover of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People issue, and even a stint on Baywatch, however regretfully he might look back on it.
And check out that flow! Back to when the King had hair!