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We’re Al and Ted. We've decided to cover the Billabong Pipeline Masters by taking photos of cock chasing, James Franco, and the newest Triple Crown champion, Ted.
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Al and Ted’s Excellent Pipeline Adventures: Day Two

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Booties Autocorrect
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6 Ridiculous (Semi-Explicit) Surfer iPhone Autocorrects

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There really is a lot more to The Billabong Pipe Masters than the wave itself. We'll get an actual photographer's photos to show you the surfing action, but for this piece, you'll have to make do with amateur photos of porta-potties and dogs wearing hats.
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Al and Ted’s Excellent Pipeline Adventures: Day One

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6 Keys to Surviving the North Shore

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F*cking Runners!

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Ball chafe is the worst. Like, the worst. Walking around all bow-legged like we've been riding an extra wide horse for a week, grimacing while trying to look casual – it's bad. But there is relief, thank God. I've taken the liberty of testing some for you. And no, there will not be photos.
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The 4 Best Ball Creams Out There

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Dave Wassel and Jacob explain the pain of being dropped-in on.
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(Sexual) Tensions Rise after Bodyboarder on Shark Burns Santa Monica Surfer on Epic Day

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Jeff Horton, a Kauai surfer and former boxer, beat up a shark on Sunday morning. Horton and about ten others were surfing near Kilauea at Pila‘a Beach when a fin popped up.
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Former Boxer Jeff Horton KOs Shark

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Coral Cuts is a series that features interviews with some of the Top 34 surfers. Episode 2 features such quotes from Parko like, "I'd rather a penis for a nose than a nose for a penis."
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Coral Cuts: Pro Surfers’ Would You Rather

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"Alex, come jump in with us!" Occy calls through his greasy shimmer, his voice riddled with poorly-hidden passion. The scene moves on with Rick ignoring him and running down to the sea. "We had a connection," he mumbles into the tub full of hot oil.
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Alex Explains Surf Movies: Rick and Occy Bond in North Shore Deleted Scene

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After several decades of enduring off of its own sheer will to survive, Surfing Etiquette sadly breathed its last gasp in the summer of 2013, at an undisclosed location somewhere in Southern California.

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Obituary: Surfing Etiquette

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Coral Cuts: Donkey Love, Tattoos and Famous Surfers

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Top 5 All-Time Dumbest Surf Inventions
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The 5 All-Time Stupidest Surf Inventions

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A few years ago, I moved to southern California for a few months. There are a lot of flat-brim hats, Toyotas, and dogs wearing spiked collars walked by people eating "bomb-ass carnitas." These guys pretty much sum up my four months in about five minutes.
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Parody: Inside SoCal

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In order to bring you, our dearest readers, the really good shit, the shit that makes us lean back in our seats and exhale with admiration, we have to publish the bad shit. Twerking and butt shots and all the TMZ-type shit we can lay our hands on.
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Alana Blanchard Twerks, Causes Shark to Attack Her Butt

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Dear Pro Surfing: She’s Just Not That Into You

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Shark Week is awesome. It’s hilarious. As long as you realize that no, it’s not for education. It’s for enjoyment. It’s not for raising awareness about sharks or anything like that. It’s for ratings. It’s for yelling, “HOLY SHIT, MARTHA, DID YOU SEE THAT BIG ASS SHARK EAT THAT SEAL!?”
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Mother F*cking SHARK WEEK

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Ridiculous Animation Reenacts Huntington Beach Riot

1 min read
Quiksilver Pro Spoof Video
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Roxy Pro Spoof: #whoamijustsmell

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