How many of you clicked on this because of the title? I lied to you. Her twerking did not cause a shark attack. But don’t leave just yet.
I looked at the analytics for this website a few days ago. It was depressing. Not because we’re doing badly (we’re actually doing better than I could ever hope for), but because apparently, the surfing world cares more about twerking and Alana’s butt than well… anything else.