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They say that dolphins are the world’s best surfers. They’re not, though. They rarely get barreled for any length of time, they can’t do any kind of grabs because they don’t even have arms, and when was the last time you saw a dolphin do a floater? Never, that’s when. They have no respect for the rules of the lineup, they claim local status pretty much where ever they want, and they’ve been known to violently lash out at poor little groms. People are clearly better at surfing than dolphins. Still, though, surfing close to a dolphin is a pretty incredible experience. So is getting barrelled. So when you mix the two together, you get an experience that you’ll remember for the rest of your life—like the guy above.


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